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Watch Couple Join the Mile High Club in Front of Entire Plane

You know, there used to be a time when air travel was a formal affair. People would wear dresses and suits and hats to sit in a cramped space for an entire day because damn it, things were better back then! I mean, unless you were black or a woman or Italian, then they were much, much worse, but at least people didn’t wear sweatpants on airplanes. And they wore shoes.

Yeah, people are animals. And not the cute kind with squishy faces. They’re the bad kind of animals. like jackals and hyenas and platypuses. Oh, you’re going to tell me platypuses are cute, but I don’t trust them. Be a duck or be a beaver, but make up your mind and stick with it.

Oh yeah, people have sex on airplanes, too. If you’re a normal person, you do it in the airplane’s bathroom with your spouse, your partner or someone you just met, I’m not here to judge. Don’t just do it in your seat like the people behind this couple taking a vacation to Mexico.

And this is not the first time someone has had sex in the middle of an airplane. There was a similar incident almost exactly a year ago on a Ryanair flight. And while these parents sent the video of the people behind them having sex to their daughter, a few years ago a woman was arrested for having sex in the bathroom so loudly the flight crew forced the door open in front of her parents.

Of course, none of these are the worst people to have to sit by on a flight. That title still belongs to the guy who pissed all over the seat in front of him. For now. I believe someone, maybe one of you reading this, can be even more inconsiderate on an airplane.

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