Donald Trump Ensures End of World by Gifting Kim Jong Un a ‘Rocket Man’ CD

Donald Trump wasn’t able to visit Kim Jong Un in North Korea, but he did send a gift along with his representative, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

Yes, Trump sent along a CD of Elton John’s “Rocket Man.” Keep in mind, Trump has often referred to Un as “rocket man” or “little rocket man.” Also keep in mind that Pompeo was visiting to talk about denuclearizing North Korea.

If we end up nuke’d over the weekend, at least we’ll know the cause.

Fox News is reporting that the CD was “the subject of discussion during Trump’s lunch with Kim” last month.

As if that’s supposed to make us feel better.

Burn out your fuse while you still can, folks. The world is definitely ending soon.

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