To celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Jurassic Park, London erected a 25-foot statue of Jeff Goldblum near the Tower Bridge.
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of JURASSIC PARK's premiere in the U.K., streaming service @NOWTV unveiled a statue of Jeff Goldblum in London's Potters Field. pic.twitter.com/hTFNKURMZM
— Dave Quinn (@NineDaves) July 18, 2018
NOW TV, a streaming service in the UK, decided this was a good use of their time and money. In fairness to them, a giant Jeff Goldblum statue is 100 percent a good use of their time and money.
Of course, it doesn’t make any sense.
Jurassic Park was released 25 years ago in June. And none of the movie was filmed in London. Goldblum doesn’t even have ties to London. He was born in Pennsylvania and none of his three wives are from England. There is literally no reason for this statue to exist where it does.
But damn it if that matters.
There's a giant Jeff Goldblum statue down by Tower Bridge.
It's a bit far-fetched but you should stick with it for the nips alone… pic.twitter.com/K1UEXfRo4e— Gav Murphy (@cymrogav) July 18, 2018
Look how glorious it is. This is something we didn’t know we needed until it happened. And thank God it happened.
Your move, Netflix.