Pete Davidson Doesn’t Need You to Give Him His Dead Father’s Opinion

For two people who basically just met, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande sure seem to be in love. I can’t blame Pete for this at all, because when you get a girl like that, you have to lock it down fast. I mean, let’s be real, Pete is punching way above his weight class here. This is the dating equivalent of a toddler knocking out Muhammad Ali, so while they’ve known each other like a week, I can’t blame him for rushing her down the aisle.

Their latest sickeningly sweet display of love involved him giving her a replica of his father’s FDNY badge.

Davidson’s father was one of the first responders killed on 9/11. I think it’s nice that she’s wearing a necklace to honor him, but at least one Instagram commenter who thinks it’s his business and that he knows Pete Davidson’s dead father better than Pete did disagreed.

The commenter said, as if anyone had asked for his opinion, “No girl should ever wear your dad’s chain. So disrespectful.”

Davidson kept it classy and responded “for ur information that’s not just some girl, that’s my fiancé. she’s the greatest person i know. i gave it to her because she has my heart and that is the most precious thing I own. my dad would be so happy and love her so much.” I would have gone with a quick “Go f**k yourself, dude,” but that’s just me.

But honestly, in the end, I’m just glad to be talking about anything other than the size of Davidson’s dick.