Ben Affleck Is Dating Playboy Playmate Shauna Sexton

Ben Affleck is 100% living the life he imagined for himself when he was 14 years old. Ask a 14-year-old boy what their life goals are and they’ll tell you “I want to be Batman, hang out with Kevin Smith and have sex with a Playboy Playmate.” That’s Ben Affleck’s life. This is why Butters got so pissed off at him in that episode of South Park.

Yes, Ben Affleck is dating Shauna Sexton, the 22-year-old Playmate of the Month for May 2018 (link NSFW). Where do these celebrities keep finding these models? Is there a dating site that connects actors in their 40s with teenage models? And if so, how big and actor do you need to be to join, because not to brag, but I did play Hamlet in my 10th grade humanities class. I need these answers before I turn 40.

In the magazine, Sexton said about a potential boyfriend, “I want someone who’s able to compromise but doesn’t sell himself short. I appreciate people who are the truest forms of themselves and brutally honest about who they are.” She also said that what she looks for in a man is “[h]umor is so important. I need someone who can keep up with my sarcasm or it’s just not going to work.” Or the dude who played the manager of Fashionable Male in Mallrats, I guess.