Dane Cook Defends Dating a Teenager by Using Death as a Reason

Remember Dane Cook? If you’re around 30, he probably kept you laughing all the way through high school and college. If you’re under 20, he might be your boyfriend.

Cook, 46, and Kelsi Taylor, 19, have been dating for awhile now. But the comedian has never come out and addressed the relationship. Until now.

In an Instagram Q&A, a fan asked, “What advice do you have to those in age gap relationships?”

Cook’s reply was hilarious a decade ago.

“The only thing you have to do is plan that your deaths will be somewhat far apart.”

Speaking of death, Cook’s family doesn’t mind the relationship because they are all dead. And Taylor family doesn’t mind the relationship because they don’t have to parent their daughter.

“I love her family and we are pretty close and do dinner and hang. My family pretty much all died years ago but @courtneycook my sister like Kelsi a lot.”

Cook explained that the two met at a game night and were friends before “upgrading” to lovers. Dane Cook at game night sounds like the start of an overly long joke with a superb punchline. Taylor is an alleged singer/songwriter. Really, she’s just best known for posting photos of her and her man on the Instagram.

Why does Dane look like an overprotective father in every picture?

Go away, Dad.

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