I Brought Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift Back Together

All is right with the world. Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss are friends again.

You’re welcome, everyone.

Yes, I’m taking full credit for this. I too was in Nashville for Swift’s Reputation Tour and after multiple posts wondering about their friendship, Karlie had to put the rumors to bed right in front of my eyes.

Granted, I couldn’t see her from the top of the stadium, but still. My presence was known.

The “feud” started when Karlie’s name wasn’t on Taylor’s shirt as part of the “Look What You Made Me Do” video. Fuel was added when Karlie captioned “Swish Swish” on an Instagram post, then deleted it. “Swish Swish” was the name of Katy Perry’s “diss track” aimed at Swift. Kloss was also spotted hanging out with Perry.

Of course, shortly after they were photographed together, Perry made amends with Swift.

The major media obviously had it all wrong. Kloss wasn’t feuding with Swift by fraternizing with the enemy. She was playing mediator.

A true supermodel.

This doesn’t explain why Swift didn’t publicly congratulate Kloss on her engagement. Unless Swift didn’t want to make a political statement, which would be totally her.

And for those wondering, yes, the Reputation Tour is amazing. You can say a lot of bad things about Swift and her pettiness, but you can’t knock her when she’s on stage. She puts on a hell of a show.