There are so many stupid people in the world. Sometimes don’t you just wish there was some way to tell them apart so you don’t have to actually subject yourself to a mind-numbing conversation with them to them to figure it out? Maybe an ID card they’re forced to hand you or, I don’t know, some sort of brand. Like a letter seared into their body using a red hot iron pushed into their raw flesh and held there for an uncomfortably long period of time, perhaps? Oh, wait. Someone already thought of it.
Mmm, smells like an extended hospital stay followed by weeks of antibiotics to fend off possible infections.