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Tobey Maguire Dating Tatiana Dieteman Who’s 17 Years Younger

It does not take much for a movie star to get a model girlfriend half their age. If you don’t believe me, Tobey Maguire has a new model girlfriend who’s half his age. Tobey Maguire was in one good movie and here he is going to the beach with gorgeous 26-year-old model Tatiana Dieteman. Does she not know he was the star of The Boss Baby? That should be enough to keep anyone from getting laid forever.

Seriously, have you seen The Boss Baby? It’s the most paint-by-numbers talking baby film I’ve ever seen, which is saying a lot because the talking baby genre isn’t exactly known for originality. On top of that it doesn’t make any sense. Alec Baldwin is a baby but he’s also like, 50 years old and babies are at war with puppies… it’s a mess and it should negatively affect the lives of everyone involved in its production.

But Tobey Maguire gets to make a 90-minute Planned Parenthood commercial and go traipsing on the beach with a model. Spider-Man 2 was good, but it wasn’t that good.

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