Bill Cosby Is A Sexual Predator Who Hates Porn

Bill Cosby has been ruled a sexual predator and has been sentenced to three to ten years behind bars. That’s not the real story here. The real story is that Bill Cosby doesn’t like porn. Because, you know, not liking more porn means you’re less likely to be a sexual predator.

Dr. Timothy Foley, who conducted a three-hour interview to assess Cosby’s risk level, delivered the following testimony.

“He told me that he had no affinity for pornography in his life,” Foley testified in Montgomery County court. “He told me he had never abused drugs or alcohol. I left it at that.”

Left it at that? If a guy tells me, “I have no affinity for porn,” I’m asking him a million more questions. Especially if this guy is on trial for sexually assaulting dozens of women. This doctor sucks. People who don’t watch porn are 100 percent more likely to sexually assault someone because they aren’t getting off on their own and require a companion. I don’t have research to back this up. I’m just smart.

The worst part of all this is Foley’s conclusion, where he states that Cosby is unlikely to sexually assault again.

“He’s 81-years-old, he’s been convicted of a sex offense,” said the doc, adding that the likelihood of sexual offenses “declines with age. After the age of 70, it becomes virtually negligible. He has no known recent offenses.”

Yeah, no s**t he’s not going to drug and rape someone at 81 years old. How much did this doctor get paid? Because I could have made the same conclusion without interviewing the man for three hours. Old people who are already red-flagged like Cosby don’t want to sexually assault anyone. They just want to make it through the day without shitting themselves.