Chrissy Teigen Wants To Watch Cardi B and Rihanna Have Sex

Chrissy Teigen made some not-so-shocking revelations on Watch What Happens Live.

First Teigen revealed that she gave it up to John Legend on the first date.

“I closed the deal the first night. We were on a music video set all day together and then I went to one of his shows and then … yeah …”

Look, if you give John Legend a full day to close the deal, he’s going to close the deal. I’d probably sleep with him after five minutes of talking to him. My pants drop every time “Ordinary People” comes on the radio. I can’t imagine what would happen if I were to hear that song live.

In case Chrissy is feeling any shame of putting out on a first date — she’s probably not — I’m here to let her know that it’s ok. John Legend is fucking magical.

Second, Teigen revealed the threesome she would like to be part of. And by “be part of,” I mean stand in the corner and watch.

Cardi B recently rapped, “I need Chrissy Teigen, Know a bad bitch when I see one. Tell Rih-Rih I need a threesome.” When asked about the rhyme and a potential dream threesome, Teigen said, “Literally, that threesome!”

“I’m like, ‘Oh my god I’m so boring and I would literally just be the one in the corner watching,’” she further quipped. “But any group I’m lumped into Rihanna with, I’m very, very happy.”

In the interest of equal rights, I hope John Legend, Offset, and Rich Dude Who Looks Like Enes Kanter have their own threesome while their significant others are getting it on.

For the record, Nicki Minaj has yet to comment.