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Even Dipshit Nerds Like Twitter Founder Jack Dorsey Can Date Beautiful Models If They’re Rich

Twitter founder Jack Dorsey might be a bigger nerd than Mark Zuckerberg, the pod person who created Facebook. At least Zuckerberg’s idea for a social media network was “Let’s make a website where girls will post pictures of themselves and we can send messages to the ones we want to fuck.” You have to respect a guy who becomes a billionaire from being a horny nerd. Using Twitter leads me to believe Jack’s idea for a social media network was “Wouldn’t it be cool if you could get random text messages from Nazis day and night?”

But running a website that’s basically the number one recruiting tool for both white nationalists and ISIS hasn’t slowed down Dorsey’s dating life. With a net worth of over five billion dollars, plenty of women are more than willing to look past his personality and appearance and have a quick tumble.

His latest paramour, according to Page Six, is Raven Lyn Corneil, a Sports Illustrated 2018 rookie and model who is way out of his league. It’s kind of like an episode of The Big Bang Theory, only no one has to pretend to like Mayim Bialik.

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Where I wanna be ❤️

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Rain 🙌🏽

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📸 @keslertran

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Sins not tragedies 🖤

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🌶🌶 @maximmag x @victorrobertof

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Bare confidence 📸 @victorrobertof

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Of course, the trade off for dating a woman that beautiful is that Jack has long text message conversations with Kanye West, but even so, it’s probably worth it.

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