Pornhub Wants Kanye West

The Pornhub awards want the husband of a famous celebrity porn star to serve as their creative director.

According to Page Six, Pornhub is in negotiations with Kanye West to be the creative director for the show. A source says, “There are some insane negotiations going on.” Kanye’s first demand is his wife, Kim Kardashian, be given the award for Best Celebrity Sex Tape because, Imma let you finish Pam and Tommy, but Kim and Ray J had the best video of all time.

Not surprisingly, there is a Celebrity of the Year category. Nominees include Kim, Kylie Jenner, Cardi B, Justin Bieber, Lena The Plug, Selena Gomez, Tana Mongeau, Bella Thorne, Emily Ratajkowski, and Meghan Markle.

I can only assume those are the five most searched for celebrities on the website. A lot of fans are going to be greatly disappointed with the results of most of those searches. But go ahead and search for all those terms. You might stumble upon something fun.

Kanye is a big fan of the site, noting on Jimmy Kimmel Live that he still uses Pornhub despite having a wife and kids. After the clip aired, Pornhub gave Kanye a free lifetime premium membership. Cool, give the the free membership to the rich rapper who’s married to Kim Kardashian. Not the lonely broke guy who hasn’t had sex in five years. Those are the people who truly need the membership.

Pornhub also reached out to Kanye to direct a scene for the website. Clearly they haven’t seen the video for “Famous.”

The Pornhub awards air on September 6. Probably not a good sign that they don’t have a creative director yet.