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Roseanne Barr Will Die Of An Overdose

Roseanne Barr is going to die.

I mean, aren’t we all?

But Roseanne Barr is going to die on television via an opioid overdose. That’s how her character will be killed off on The Conners, which is the Roseanne spin-off without Roseanne.

Barr spilled the beans on her death on some YouTube channel no one pays attention to. The video is an hour long and the host, Brandon Straka, calls himself “The Unsilent Minority.” Thank God someone else gets paid to watch shit like that because could you imagine sitting through the whole thing? You can view the video below if you really hate yourself.

Here’s what Barr had to say about her death:

“Oh ya, they killed her. They have her die of an opioid overdose. There’s nothing I can do about it. It’s done. It’s over. She should have died as a hero or not at all. It wasn’t enough to [fire me], they had to so cruelly insult the people who loved that family and that show.”

Barr also stated that she’ll be going to Israel during the premiere in order to avoid it. Way to bury Israel for their lack of cable and internet.

I’m sure Barr isn’t too upset considering how much she got paid for being racist and getting booted off the show. I mean, she has enough money to just go to Israel instead of watching television. I wish I had that kind of money.

Barr also believes that John Goodman will be “be mopey and sad because his wife’s dead” on the show. It’s like Roseanne never actually watched the show to realize she was an uber-bitch and that Goodman could have done much better if he wasn’t so damn lazy.

It should be noted that ABC did not confirm how Roseanne will be written off the show. For all we know, Roseanne is just ranting and doesn’t know shit. And they’ll kill her by dropping a piano on her.

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