If you’ve been on Twitter or Reddit or probably any social media website in the past few days, you’ve probably noticed all your friends are passing around pictures of Bowser from Super Mario Brothers as a sexy lady, because all your friends are perverts.
It all started with the reveal that an upcoming Super Mario Brothers game would feature a power-up called the Super Crown that turns Toadette, a character who looks like a female version of Donald Trump’s dick, into Princess Peach. A cartoonist was inspired to post this comic to Twitter after seeing it, featuring Bowser using the Super Crown to turn into Peach.
The Super Crown's some spicy new Mario lore pic.twitter.com/7DQe6UXvLQ
— haniwa (@ayyk92) September 19, 2018
Of course, the internet is full of perverts who immediately wanted to f**k the Princess Peach/Bowser mash-up. Seriously, that tweet isn’t even a week old and people are wearing “Bowsette” costumes to conventions.
クッパ姫コスはええ（笑） pic.twitter.com/28GdVu61BQ
— Randolph Carter (@RandolphCarter) September 24, 2018
I sacrificed a toad plushie to throw this together in an hour. Also the horns were still wet… like many of our pants after seeing #bowsette 😂💦😝 #Bowsette4Smash pic.twitter.com/moGRTSo33O
— Holly Wolf @ PAX (@HollytWolf) September 25, 2018
#Bowsette is hot af, I had to pic.twitter.com/3jm2JeC5OO
— Kayla Erin (@itsKaylaErin) September 25, 2018
Did somebody say #bowsette ? Send Peach my way pic.twitter.com/HhzDADGjOo
— Gibi 🐝 (@GibiOfficial) September 25, 2018
I mean, okay, that’s pretty hot. But those girls would look that hot dressed up as anyone.
There were also lots of pervy pictures drawn of this new character. And I mean lots.
Memes. #クッパ姫 #Bowsette pic.twitter.com/rEK0lQrebW
— Som Lunaire | 🦇🌙 (@Unsomnus) September 24, 2018
Okay, so obviously being pervy about cartoon characters is like lighting the fucking Bat-signal for Japan, right? Things got really interesting when Japanese comic book artists started drawing Bowsette. Like, famous ones.
Here’s a drawing by Yusuke Murata, the artist on One Punch Man.
And this one is from Bukubo Okawa, who created the viral hit Pop Team Epic.
— 大川ぶくぶ/bkub (@bkub_comic) September 24, 2018
Coolkyoushinja, the writer and artist of Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid did one, too.
There were so many of these drawings that people were making memes about how often they were seeing this meme, which was every single post on Twitter.
Everyone's timelines today.#Bowsette pic.twitter.com/QwO56OvT0J
— Mike McLaren (@mclare_bear) September 24, 2018
People even started making sexy versions of other Mario Brothers characters, like Sexy Boo.
👑Shy Ghost 👑
King Boo? Princess Boo? ???#キングテレサ姫 #キングテレサ pic.twitter.com/QW5GfezltF
— • melty •🦷• (@meltyeye) September 24, 2018
People are going to be genuinely disappointed when the new Mario game comes out and there’s nothing to jack off to in it.