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The New ‘Bachelor’ Is Gonna Lose His Virginity On Television

The new Bachelor is a virgin and nope. Not buying it.

Colton Underwood has been tapped as the next Bachelor for ABC. He’s a former NFL player who dated Aly Raisman before appearing on The Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise

This dude has done way too many reality shows, not to mention his football career, to still be a virgin. It’s like a prerequisite that you must have had sex at least once before each reality show appearance.

Underwood previously dated Bachelor contestant Tia Booth. The two are currently on Bachelor in Paradise and things seem to be going well. Here’s a photo Underwood posted of the two following Monday’s episode.

The Bachelor is in like its 30th season, not including Bachelorette, and there have been roughly two success stories. Even that might be a stretch.

But I’m sure the guy who has never had sex will find wedded bliss on a reality show filled with women who just want to be on television.

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