Cardi B’s Baby Broke Her Vagina

Cardi B was asked by Jimmy Kimmel whether child birth was harder or easier than people said it is. Cardi said it was harder because her damn daughter broke her vagina. She said why did no one ever tell her that they’d have to stitch up her vagina. It’s unclear if she was talking about before or after the birth. If it was after, that kid must have tore through her like Taco Bell at midnight to leave that kind of damage.

This is why I could never be a woman or at least have a baby. I would want to keep my vagina nice and tight. And if I had to have that kid, I’d be calling for the doctor to cut that thing out of me before it even thinks about slip and sliding out my hole.