Donald Trump Made Ted Cruz His Bitch

After calling humanoid Ted Cruz “Lyin’ Ted”, claiming his father was associated with Lee Harvey Oswald and insinuating his wife is ugly, Donald Trump is now holding rallies for Ted where he’s declaring himself a nationalist and calling him “Beautiful Ted”.

WATCH: Ahead of their campaign rally together tonight, a look back at Donald Trump and Ted Cruz personally insulting each other. pic.twitter.com/BtDKUpwgud

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) October 22, 2018

And Ted Cruz is putting on his s**t-eating grin and taking it like the whimpering bitch he is which gets Trump so erect. This tweet sums everything up perfectly.

this is what it looks like when a dude’s dick falls off pic.twitter.com/q3zAu3jeVq

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) October 23, 2018

I don’t even know why anyone wants to vote for that guy. He’s a cuck by every definition and I thought those diehard MAGA guys hated cucks.