Elon Musk Asked Twitter for Memes, Got Brutally Dunked on Instead

Elon Musk, the world’s richest douchebag, really wants people to like him. You’d think he be thankful that beautiful young celebrities want to have sex with him because he has money, but like Monty Burns when he found out everyone loved Arthur Fortune, he needs people to like him in addition to simply living in a huge mansion.

So Elon has been somewhat pathetically begging for attention on Twitter. First he said he wanted to build a Gundam, which worries me because he’s exactly the sort of person who would try to drop a colony on Jaburo; now he unironically asked people to send him their “dankest memes.”

Luckily, this is Twitter so Elon got immediately and hilariously dunked on.

Yeah, Elon Musk is almost 50 and his dad owned an emerald mine in South Africa. He’s basically Flintheart Glomgold. You probably think he’s in his 30s or something when you think about him, don’t you? Nope, that dude has six kids.

Getting dunked on by the dictionary is next-level dumbassery, though. They usually save that for when Trump says something unintelligible to another world leader.

Despite the fact that Elon Musk is the adult version of the weird kid no one liked in high school but were nice to because he had rich parents, he really is a true American success story. He shows us what we can aspire to be with nothing but the hard work of other people that you’ve swooped in to claim credit for and a father who made so much money in apartheid South Africa he couldn’t close the safe he kept it in. And who can’t relate to that?

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