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Kanye West is Eating Bugs Now

Welcome back to Kanye Week here at The Blemish. We weren’t planning on spending a week covering Kanye, but he keeps doing stupid shit, even for Kanye.

Today Kanye West is eating bugs. I’m not even making this up, Kanye West went on Instagram and said “Hey everybody, I’m gonna eat some bugs!”

I mean, I’m glad his dad is okay and hopefully he remains cancer-free. But if I had just beaten cancer and my multi-millionaire rapper son took me out to dinner and I sat down to a plate of bugs, I’d take my belt off and whoop his ass right in front of everyone in the restaurant. I don’t even believe in spanking children, but when an adult gives you a plate of bugs for dinner that’s the proper response.

Anyone want to take bets on what Kanye is going to do tomorrow? My guess is going to punch a baby. Just really haul off and pop a baby in the mouth. And then like, yell at the mother, going “What are you doing, you have to teach your baby how to take a punch! What kind of parent has a baby that cries this much after getting punched!” And then he’ll do an interview about how he’s the best at punching babies.

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