Lana Del Rey Is Very Pretend-Angry at Kanye West, Goes on Publicist-Approved Rant

Lana Del Rey is very unhappy that Kanye West doesn’t have the proper corporate-approved political views, and she made it very clear to him on Instagram that he needs to stop being a narcissist and start doing exactly what his publicist tells him to do in every circumstance. You know, the way she lives her life.

Trump becoming out president was a loss for the country but your support of him is a loss for the culture.

I can only assume you relate to his personality on some level. Delusions of Grandeur, extreme issuse with narcissism – none of which would be a talking point if we weren’t talking about the man leading our country.

If you think it’s alright to support someone who believes it’s OK to grab a woman by the pussy just because he’s famous-then you need an intervention as much as he does- something so many narcissists will never get becase there just isn’t enough help for the issue.

Message sent with concern that will never be addressed.

Something that will never cease to amaze me is the fact that people think it must take some kind of mental disorder to make a rich person support Donald Trump. There’s a sort of “Oh, of course the hoi polloi plebs like him, they’re just dumb and racist; you have money so I assumed you were better than that!” Kanye West and Lana Del Rey are both the kinds of empty-headed rich people who would have a Great Gatsby party because they didn’t realize everyone in that book is an asshole.

Of course rich people like Donald Trump, they’re supposed to. Kanye West isn’t doing anything weird or out of the ordinary, it’s weird that Lana Del Rey doesn’t like Trump. He’s giving her tax cuts and she doesn’t really care about any of the social issues she’s pretending to care about now because that’s what the popular stance for celebrities is.

How do I know Lana Del Rey is full of s**t? Because Lana Del Rey considered voting for Trump.

“There’s a lot to talk about. I mean, you know, although I believe that personality shouldn’t get in the way of people’s true politics and what they are actually standing for, I need more information from all of my potential candidates.

“From all of them. Democrats, Republicans, I have a lot of conflicting feelings about all of them, to be politically correct.

“I need more time to figure out if what they’re saying can pass through and is actually feasible…Not just with Trump but with Democratic potential candidates.”

But once it became clear that supporting Trump meant bad PR, Lana became an outspoken Trump critic and cast a spell to stop him.  Because the kids like witches, right? Like Harry Potter and Charmed? So it’s cool to cast spells.