Lana Del Rey Wants to Physically Fight Azealia Banks, Who Responded by Showing Her Boobs on Twitter

Sometimes it’s really hard to pick a side in a celebrity feud. For example, Lana Del Rey and Azealia Banks really got into it on Twitter after Lana’s criticism of Kanye West, but I can’t figure out which one is the good one. Lana Del Rey is the fakest person I’ve ever seen in my entire life, so my inclination is to get behind Azealia, but she seems to like Elon Musk (despite saying he’s not cute at all) and that dude fucking sucks hard enough that just liking him makes me hate you.

Banks had tweeted about Del Rey before about the Kanye thing, but it didn’t get interesting until today when Banks started to get brutal.

I was with her most of the way on this, I think it’s an excellent work out regiment that more people should be on. But the ear? Don’t put dicks in your ear, that’s just weird. Does Azealia Banks get fucked in the ear? Did we just learn that about her accidentally while she was doing that?

Del Rey didn’t try to be clever with her retort, she just straight-up challenged Banks to a physical fight, which… Lana knows she can look tough on Twitter doing this because it’s not going to happen, but I don’t think she’d come out of this encounter the winner.

“I won’t not f**k you the f**k up.” Who talks like that? She finally wrestles control of her social media accounts from her PR rep and this is what she tweets?

The thing that worked the best for Banks was pointing out that Lana Del Rey tried to cast a spell on Donald Trump, which is the most basic bitch thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

Of course, after that, Banks said she was going to sue Lana Del Rey, and appears to be serious about it.

Del Rey responded like an 8-year-old on the playground, but that characterizes this entire exchange, so…

And then after the drama was done, Azealia Banks took her tits out for everyone. I’m not going to embed that but you can follow the (NSFW) link to her tweet here.

Obviously that makes Banks the winner. And us. Mostly us.

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