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Sarah Silverman Used to Let Louis C.K. Jack Off in Front of Her

People are into all kinds of weird, kinky shit. Like, remember that video with the two girls and the cup that everyone was (correctly, in my opinion) basically throwing up because of when their friends tricked them into watching it to post the reaction video on YouTube? That was a thing a non-zero number of people masturbated to. It was made to be erotic to people who find that sort of thing erotic.

I bring that up because I think you need that perspective for the next thing I’m about to tell you about, which is how Louis C.K. used to jerk off in front of Sarah Silverman, with her consent, because it was something they both enjoyed. It’s a little weird, but there are people who want to take a shit in a cup and eat it like an ice cream sundae, so jacking off in front of someone is pretty low on the weirdness scale comparatively.

Yes, Sarah Silverman was on Howard Stern today to promote her Hulu series I Love You, America. She was also on Ellen but she didn’t talk about Louis C.K. cranking off so who cares.

Here’s what Sarah told Howard, via Variety:

“I don’t know if I’m going to regret saying this,” Silverman said. “I’ve known Louis forever, I’m not making excuses for him, so please don’t take this that way. We are peers. We are equals. When we were kids, and he asked if he could masturbate in front of me, sometimes I’d go, ‘F— yeah I want to see that!’ … It’s not analogous to the other women that are talking about what he did to them. He could offer me nothing. We were only just friends. So sometimes, yeah, I wanted to see it, it was amazing. Sometimes I would say, ‘F—ing no, gross,’ and we got pizza.”

Like I said when this whole thing with Louis first broke, what he did wasn’t okay, but I can see how it potentially didn’t register with Louis that he was doing something wrong. He either thought or convinced himself everyone involved was on board for his fetish and some people genuinely were. But some people weren’t, and that’s bad.

A lot of people had a lot of opinions on what Sarah said, but the only one worth reading is Ron Funches.

Yeah, you and me both, Ron. Of course, I don’t actually know Sarah Silverman, so it would be way weirder for me.

So that’s where we are. Louis is a guy who made mistakes and did bad things and because of that we all know his weird sexual fetish. At least he didn’t put it in all of his movies like Quentin Tarantino did, I’d much rather see a few gratuitous shots of Uma Thurman’s feet than Louis C.K.’s ginger bush, and I’m sure quite a few of the people who Louis did masturbate in front of agree.

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