Chrissy Teigen Hates Her ‘Asian Jungle Feet,’ Has Them Contractually Photoshopped

Everyone has something they hate about themselves, and for Chrissy Teigen, it’s her feet. Which is kind of weird, no one’s feet look great. They’re kind of odd, right? I’m just not sure what Quentin Tarantino sees in them.

Teigen was on Ellen on Tuesday as a guest host, when she shared she puts clauses about hiding her feet in her contract because she has, in her words, “Asian jungle feet.” “I used to have it in my Sports Illustrated, like, contract, like, no feet. Like, I would bury them in the sand,” Teigen went on to tell Ellen. She also said that her husband, John Legend, jokes with her that if she dies and he has to identify her body, he won’t even have to see her face, he can identify her by her feet.

I figured that Chrissy is a pretty big celebrity, there’s no way she could hide her feet from all the perverts on the internet.

Turns out she can. Also, I’m going to be seeing the worst Google ads for like, a month after writing this article. The things I do for you people.

So then I went on Teigen’s Instagram to see if she actually hides her feet in all her photos, and it turns out she doesn’t.

They look like feet, I don’t know what she’s all worked up about. I guess they were probably photoshopped already, but seriously… they’re feet. They all look the same.