George Clooney’s Wife Amal Has Taken His Motorcycle Away

George Clooney was in a pretty serious scooter accident over the summer, and as a result, his wife Amal has taken his motorcycle privileges away. If you want it, you can buy it right now on eBay with the proceeds going to charity for homeless veterans.

Here’s the description from the auction.

George Clooney’s 2017 Dresser Touring Ultra Limited FLHTK Harley Davidson + Autograph

Ever since George Clooney’s motorcycle accident, his wife Amal has told him he’s off two wheels for good. George just bought a brand new dresser Harley with only 25 MILES ON THE ODOMETER!— all yours if you win the bidding. You’re responsible for pickup in Los Angeles. George will even sign it for you!!!

I love the idea of George Clooney being henpecked and whipped by his wife. Imagine you’re George Clooney, the millionaire movie star sex symbol. You played Bruce Wayne in a terrible Batman movie because everyone said “George Clooney is as close to actually being Bruce Wayne as anyone in the world,” and you still someone found a way to marry someone who is way out of your league. That shouldn’t even be possible. There’s no way George Clooney isn’t a 10, and he managed to find Amal Alamuddin who is like a 12.

So while it’s funny to imagine one of the last real big old-Hollywood-style movie stars being under the thumb of his wife, you would absolutely do whatever Amal Clooney told you to do.

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4 years ago

Amal is more like half a 12.