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Grimes Is Apparently Into Anime Porn, Likes the Underage Anime Girls

Ever wonder what kind of person you have to be to date Elon Musk? I mean, sure he’s rich but he’s just such an asshole. Not even Amber Heard wanted to date him and she shit in Johnny Depp’s bed when they had a fight. Enter Grimes, who appears to have taken her stage name from her hygiene. Seriously, she always looks like she needs a shower; she’s dating a billionaire, she can afford a bottle of Herbal Essences.

Other than not bathing, the secret to winning Elon Musk’s heart appears to involve being one of those perverts that sleeps with an anime body pillow.

That was an interesting tweet from last week, but Friday night Grimes really opened up about her love for underage anime girls.

Of course, she deleted this one pretty quickly.

Yeah, that’s great, Grimes, I’m just going to go call child protective services real quick because that girl looks like she’s nine.

I mean, I’m not going to judge, underage anime girls are clearly a step up from Elon Musk. And, you know, who among us hasn’t owned a Sailor Jupiter body pillow at one point in our lives?

She also needed help finding more hentai, she doesn’t know much about it. Maybe she should ask Sam Jackson.

Actually, being Sam Jackson isn’t a bad life goal. And the Kangol hats will hide how greasy your hair looks, so it’s really win-win.

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