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On the Eve of the Midterm Elections, President Trump Laments That It’s Not PC to Talk About Wanting to Bang His Own Daughter

Donald Trump really likes to talk about how hot his daughter Ivanka is. He does it all the time. Hell, he was talking about Tiffany’s boobs when she was a newborn. Today Trump went in a new direction and said that people being disgusted by him constantly talking about how hard his dick gets when he sees his daughter is the result of “political correctness.”

Here’s the whole quote, via Newsweek:

“Now I don’t know if they’ll say this is nepotism,” the president said, strangely bringing up something he has been accused of doing.

“But the truth is she’s a very, very—you’re not allowed to use the word beautiful anymore when you talk about women, you’re not allowed, no, no, it’s politically incorrect,” he continued. “I will never call a woman beautiful again, and every man here, every man here, raise your hand, you will never say your wife, your girlfriend, anybody is beautiful, right?”

The crowd booed.

“I’m not allowed to say, because it’s my daughter Ivanka, but she’s really smart,” the president said. “And she’s here, shall I bring her up?”

No one worth listening to thinks calling a woman beautiful is a bad thing, Donald. They just think it’s creepy when you say it about your daughter. And by “you” I mean specifically you, Donald Trump. Other people say “my beautiful son or daughter” all the time and no one finds it creepy. It’s basically just you and John Phillips from The Mamas and The Papas we don’t want to hear it from.

Because we keep finding photos like this.

And this.

And this.

Are there more? You betcha!

Now, I’m not saying that Donald Trump has had sex with his daughter. I’m explicitly not saying that. What I’m saying is that if we found out that Donald Trump had sex with his daughter, no one would be surprised.

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Saylor Moon
Saylor Moon
5 years ago

What a sick article,, Piece of garbage “journalism” Everyone’s affection cannot be measured by one person, u dipshit, and it seems to me that you find this inappropriate, because YOU are inappropriate. I find nothing wrong with the love and affection shared between this father and daughter, I come from a family who is very affectionate, apparently you do not- Once again, the Left making assertions they know nothing about to press an agenda they know everything about,

John K
John K
5 years ago
Reply to  Saylor Moon

It is inappropriate to have a teenage girl in your bed as an adult male while kissing in such a fashion. At best it is questionable just how far their relationship has gone and the fact Trump himself has stated he’d date her if she wasn’t his daughter suggests he’s though about it.