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Samantha Would Have Possessed Child Pornography in ‘Sex and the City 3’ Script

As if Kim Cattrall needed more reason to turn down doing Sex and the City 3. More details have emerged about the script of the defunct movie that will thankfully, never see the light of day. Last week we found out that the script planned to kill off Mr. Big leaving Carrie to mourn. That sounded crappy enough, but now we’re getting even more information about the movie. And it’s even worse than we thought.

In between Carrie crying over Mr. Big, there’s another subplot involving Samantha and Miranda’s son, Brady. The 14-year-old Brady was going to send Samantha pictures of his dick. Yes, that’s right. THIS Brady:

I think I speak for the general public when I say, “Ewwww……”

There are so many appalling components to this scenario; I’m going to start with the least of it. Why the fuck is a teenager sexting a woman who is pushing 60? Who thought this was a real thing? Yes, I get that Samantha is supposed to be a sexy woman no matter her age, but come on, the average high school freshman is not going to be focused on getting dick praise from a 60-year-old woman. From the hot high school senior girl, yes, but not from someone who is well through menopause.

Now that we’ve gotten that factor out of the way let’s look at the real horror of this scenario. It could have made Samantha look like a pedophile. Samantha was a sexually open woman, but she wasn’t a deviant. Not only that, but under the law, Samantha would be guilty of being in possession of kiddie porn. It doesn’t matter that Brady sent it, Samantha would still be held responsible. Whose fucked up mind came up with this batshit crazy nightmare plot line?

I applaud you for your good judgment, Kim Cattrall. This movie would have been a complete wreck and a waste of film. Sarah Jessica Parker, be ashamed for trying to push this garbage into the world.

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