Cardi B Reunited with Offset in Puerto Rico Because She Was Horny

No. No, no, no, and NO. Damnit, Cardi B, why? Just why? You were doing so great! You were not taking s**t from your cheating peon of a husband. You even publicly rejected his elaborate apology and his plea to get back together. After all that, you go off and have a vacation with your scumbag ex?

So, it seems that Cardi B and Offset reunited in Puerto Rico where the two were pictured jet skiing together. NOT OKAY, Cardi B. Why would you want to give this lowlife another chance? The man cheated while you were pregnant with his child, publicly humiliated you, and offered a shitty over-the-top apology in the middle of your show (because he knows that he’s literally nothing without his connection to you). This is also a man whose idea of apologizing is taking to Instagram and issuing the following statement:

“I apologize, I’m sorry for what I’ve done to you. I didn’t f**k that girl I was entertaining.”

OH, WOW. Isn’t that a relief? He didn’t actually nail the girl while he was married to you, he was just “entertaining her.”

And for some reason, Cardi B’s inner circle is actually rooting for this reunion to happen, according to a Hollywood Life source:

“Cardi’s inner circle is happy that she has softened towards Offset.”

“The hope among Cardi’s team is that this reunion will stick. Everyone knows how much Cardi and Offset love each other, no one wants them to divorce.”

WHY? Why do their friends want them back together? Why does no one want them to divorce? Do these people have so little regard for Cardi B? Why is Offset allowed to get a pass for mistreating and humiliating his wife? Cardi, you have terrible friends.

These all seemed to be popular enough sentiments because Cardi B came out with a statement about why she agreed to take a vacation with Offset.

“I just had to get fucked. That’s all.”

Okay, so maybe she isn’t actually getting back with Offset. She just needed to get laid. She was lamenting about the lack of dick in her life last week.

But still. NOT OKAY, CARDI. All right, you had a little backslide. It definitely happens. Sometimes you get a little crazy when there’s a drought in your life. But don’t make it a habit! Cardi, you are the most famous female rap artist in the world right now. If you need some dick in your life, I’m positive that you can get it elsewhere. Make a call, I’m sure the guys will be lining up to accommodate you.