Lindsay Lohan’s New MTV Reality Program Will Be A Predictable Horror Show

Well, folks, Lindsay Lohan is back on TV again. Not for acting of course; there’s no way anyone is going to hire her for that. No, Lohan is heading back to the world of reality TV. The trailer for Lohan’s new MTV reality show, Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club, just dropped today. The show is set to premiere on January 8th and is going to showcase Lohan’s beach resort on the Greek island of Mykonos.

If this clip is of Lindsay Lohan’s dance moves is any indication of things to come, I would say we’re all in for a shitshow. Here’s what MTV’s latest press release had to say about the upcoming show:

“Viewers will get to see a new side of Lohan as she calls the shots with her handpicked team of young and ambitious VIP hosts who will have to do whatever it takes to secure Lohan’s name as the definition of vacation luxury. But when the lines between romance, friendship, and work get blurred, the staff will quickly learn they’ll have to prove themselves to their toughest boss yet.”

Oh God, I’m already depressed from just reading the summary. I can see where this show is going. There’s going to be a bunch of young, hot, pathetic fame-hogs ready to be Lindsay Lohan’s serfs on her resort to get a few minutes of camera time. We’re going to see plenty of Lindsay Lohan shrieking, bitching, and whining to her beaten down staff while they kiss her ass to stay on television. Her staff members are hedging their bets that if they cater to Lohan’s whims and sacrifice their dignity, maybe, just maybe, this will lead to a big break in show business. But not before Lindsay Lohan makes them all crawl before her and lick the bottom of her shoe.

Well, I don’t know if the rest of you are planning to watch Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club when that cold, dreary, Monday in January rolls around. For my part, I think when I get the urge to watch mockable, trashy, reality TV, I’m going to opt for The Bachelor.

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banana hammock
banana hammock
3 years ago

I’d f**k her…….

Jack McDowell
Jack McDowell
3 years ago

Wow, a lot of hate for LL. What did she ever do to you?

3 years ago

When I first saw the promo for her new show, I thought I was watching an SNL skit. Her show won’t be renewed after the first season

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