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Macaulay Culkin Is Changing His Name to Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin

A few days after Thanksgiving, Macaulay Culkin opened a poll on his Bunny Ears website to find himself a new middle name for 2019. I don’t know what his problem with Carson is, it seems disrespectful to Johnny Carson to change it.

The poll ran through Christmas, and the winning entry with over 60,000 votes was Macaulay Culkin.

So yes, he’s changing his name, legally, to Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin.

Probably one of the better options. The runner-up was TheMcRibIsBack, followed by Kieran, Publicity Stunt and Shark Week. I’m kind of sad Publicity Stunt lost, honestly.

I can’t believe this guy has a website called “Bunny Ears” with pictures of himself in bunny ears all over it and still gets to have sex with Brenda Song. It’s a travesty.

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