Stormy Daniels Has to Pay Donald Trump $300k, New Record for Most Expensive Terrible Sex Ever

Man I feel bad for Stormy Daniels. Not only did she have to have sex with Donald Trump, now she has to pay him almost $300,000 because she hired an incompetent, self-promoting buffoon to be her lawyer. God, she really has a type, doesn’t she?

Speaking of which, Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti gave a statement to The Hill which was… not grounded in reality.

Avenatti blasted the decision Tuesday, saying in a statement to The Hill that “Harder and Trump deserve each other because they are both dishonest.”

“They received less than one half what they asked for because the request was gross and excessive. Stormy will never [have] to pay a dime because they owe her over $1 million in attorney’s fees and costs from the main NDA case, especially in light of Cohen’s guilty plea to a felony,” Avenatti said.

And on Twitter.

I know Stormy is used to working with dickheads and assholes, but everyone has a limit. Hire one of OJ’s lawyers, Stormy. Hell, hire Rob Kardashian, even he wouldn’t be this bad.

The money is for the court costs and attorney fees from a lawsuit Daniels brought against Trump for mocking the idea that he sent someone to intimidate her in a parking garage over the NDA he had her sign when he banged her in a hotel room while he was giving Hillary Clinton campaign advice.

Turns out calling someone horseface is protected speech and that courts don’t look too kindly on frivolous lawsuits. A good lawyer would have known that and not cost his client hundreds of thousands of dollars in order to raise his profile and get a bunch of #resistance retweets on Twitter.

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1 year ago

I hope you are happy. Now Trump can tell the world that women have paid 300K to suck his dick.