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Amy Schumer’s Pregnancy Cake Is Nightmare-Inducing

I have officially seen the ugliest cake on the face of the earth. Seriously, I almost vomited. And given my adoration of cake, this is quite an accomplishment.

Amy Schumer is currently pregnant with her first child. It’s been a pretty rough pregnancy for Schumer as she’s been suffering from hyperemesis gravidarum, a condition that causes severe nausea, vomiting, and dehydration.

Given the difficult pregnancy, in order to cheer her up, or possibly to play a sadistic psychological game, Schumer’s sister-in-law presented her with a very special cake. Get your barf bags ready, people. 

I know this is meant to be a joke, but Mother of God is this terrifying. Yeah, just continue to give this poor pregnant woman even more delightful visions of what will soon be coming. And they thought it was a good idea to stick a Cabbage Patch Doll’s face in there? Those dolls were creepy enough on their own, but now we all have the pleasure of seeing one of those disturbing faces emerging out of a cake-vagina.

Well, given that her pregnancy has been hard, Schumer probably managed to get a good laugh out of this. And hopefully won’t have horrific nightmares about the labor to come. Because, unlike me, Schumer currently does not have the luxury of being able to drink to forget this absolutely horrendous image.

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