Fyre Festival’s Blowjob Guy Totally Cool With Being the Blowjob Guy
Oh boy, remember Andy King, the guy who was ready and willing to give a customs agent a blowjob to get bottled water through customs for the Fyre Festival? Well, he became a meme because a guy willing to suck a dick for a fake music festival is obviously going to become a meme. And he told us all, via Netflix again, that he doesn’t mind.
Andy King has seen all of your FYRE Fest memes — and he loves them! pic.twitter.com/mCNgDoHpjW
— Netflix (@netflix) January 29, 2019
Andy does mention he doesn’t want to be known as “the blowjob king of the world,” which I guess I get but still, anything king of the world is pretty good. Also, Nancy Reagan’s nickname was “The Blowjob Queen of Hollywood” so he’d be a bigger deal than a former first lady.
Let’s see some of the memes that have emerged.
Sorry Andy King, but this is too funny! #FyreFestival pic.twitter.com/xetN1lPbWU
— Reese (@larissebdawg) January 30, 2019
Tough times for Andy King after #Fyrefestival! @DailyZeitgeist pic.twitter.com/l8zsndL2kY
— Tariq Mansour طارق (@TarAliMan) January 29, 2019
Job Interviewer:
Explain a time where you encountered a problem, and describe how you solved it.
Andy King: pic.twitter.com/tItvZKUIKv— Hadley DeQuillettes (@hadley_riann) January 27, 2019
Billy: we need the water.
Andy King: pic.twitter.com/FfDhqBGjw6
— PRINCESUPREME (@PRINCEALMIGHTY_) January 29, 2019
Do you think it was intentional when he said he was “blown away” or was that a Freudian slip?
