Justin Bieber and Nick Cannon are Happy Chris Brown Isn’t in Jail for Rape

Justin Bieber has always been high on my list of asshole celebrities, so when he pulls a dick move, it’s not altogether surprising. But after today, I can now add Nick Cannon to my s**t list.

Over the weekend, Chris Brown was arrested in Paris on allegations of rape and drug possession. He was just released from jail without charges filed, but there is an investigation pending. Eager to prove his blamelessness, Brown took to Instagram to plead innocence:

“I wanna make it perfectly clear ….. This is false and a whole lot of CAP! “… For my daughter and my family this is so disrespectful and is against my character and morals!!!!”

Oh yes, I think we can all buy Brown’s defense since we all know what a stand-up guy he usually is. Because abusing women, doing drugs, and being an outright menace to society is so completely out of character for Brown.

What really makes this situation worse is the fact that celebrities like Nick Cannon and Justin Bieber are actually actively defending Chris Brown. Here’s what these two idiots had to say on social media:

“No one can touch you ur the GOAT!” (Justin Bieber)

“Stay Focused King!” (Nick Cannon)

There’s really no question of Chris Brown being an absolutely shitastic human being. He’s violent, unstable, and all-around fucking awful. And the last thing he needs (or society needs) is for more dipshits like Bieber and Cannon encouraging him and giving him pats on the back.

Bieber is a dumb little s**t, but most of his crimes were just stupid and annoying, not violent, so he ought to know the difference. Cannon doesn’t have any criminal record and considers himself an activist, so why he thinks it’s okay to encourage Brown who is known to be a terrible excuse for a human being is beyond me. He should know better than to start spouting this kind of s**t.

Seriously, guys, the more you praise this Brown, the more he’s going to think he can do whatever he wants, be as violent as he likes, and no one will hold him accountable. Stop being a couple of fucking enablers.

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