Kim Kardashian Is Already Thinking About How to Tell Her Kids About Her Sex Tape

Kim Kardashian and the rest of her family are rich and famous because she got plowed real good by Brandy’s little brother one time. I guess the actual reason is that her dad was O.J. Simpson’s lawyer and her stepdad was an Olympic gold medalist, but the world of reality TV was looking for someone who was as much of a vapid whore as Paris Hilton after the success of The Simple Life and Kim Kardashian happened to be in the right place sucking the right dick at the right time.

Now that Kim is rich and famous, she’s going to have to explain how she got to be famous to her kids someday, and since the answer is “being a whore,” she’s put a lot of thought into how she’s going to tell them. And on an appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, she gave us an idea of what it might be. Via People:

“I don’t know [what I’ll tell them about it] yet,” she admitted of Chicago, 1, Saint, 3, and North, 5½. “I mean, I have an idea, and I think I’m just gonna be super honest and real with them. That’s all you can really be.”

There’s nothing more special than a mother explaining to her kids why she leaked a video of her getting fucked by a B-list rapper to promote her reality show.

Personally, if I were Kim, I would get indignant about it if my kids asked about my sex tape. “Hey, you know how you had all those video games and the big screen TVs and you never have to work a day in your life? That’s because everyone saw mommy suck Brandy Norwood’s loser brother’s dick, so deal with it.”

Still, it’s not as embarrassing as the question Kourtney’s kids are going to ask her, which is “Wait, which one are you again?”

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