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Pete Davidson On the Real Reason Ariana Grande Told Everyone He Has a Big Dick

I don’t know what it is about celebrities telling everyone their partners have huge dicks, but it seems to be all the rage lately. The one I’ll never forget is Pete Davidson, because when Ariana Grande said it, I was still under the impression that Pete Davidson was like, 40. How is that dude 25?

Davidson recently gave a humorous explanation for why Grande told the whole world about his dick, according to People.

Opening up about the singer’s infamous comment about the size of his penis — and continuing their tradition of oversharing — Davidson joked about why he thought it was a “mean” but “also genius” move.

“I don’t like that she talked all that s— for my penis,” the Saturday Night Live star remarked during his stand-up performance.

“Everything is huge to her,” he continued. “Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d— for the rest of my life is disappointed.”

I knew he didn’t have a big dick. If he did, he wouldn’t have acted like such a little bitch when that eyepatch douchebag got mad at him.

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