I can’t believe what I just read. Seriously, I needed a drink when I was done. I just read what is possibly the most bizarre feud to permeate the Internet. Here’s the argument: People who want to f**k Venom are ready to slap the s**t out of people who want to f**k Ted Bundy. I wish I was joking, but I am definitely not.
So, there’s an online community that has banded together to discuss how much they want to have sex with Venom, a creepy alien parasite from Marvel Comics that forms a symbiotic bond with a reporter.
And no, they’re not talking about Tom Hardy the actor from the movie, but the actual slimy, oozing parasite. I don’t even know how sex would work given that he doesn’t seem to really have a solid form, but people are feeling it:
Yes, Marlene, you should be embarrassed.
Now, in light of the new Netflix Ted Bundy documentary starring Zac Efron, we have people fawning all over a real, fucking serial killer who tortured women before murdering them.
What the hell is wrong with people? I get that Zac Efron is hot, but Jesus people, learn to separate the actor from the psychopath.
Now, there’s a full-on Twitter war of Venom fuckers who are ready to fight the Ted Bundy fuckers.
don’t y’all ugly ass ted bundy fuckers dare compare urselves to venomfuckers. venom would eat y’all for stanning a whole ass criminal smh
— marc spector #1 stan (@MOONKNlGHTSKY) January 26, 2019
The big difference between Venom and Ted Bundy is that Venom is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER and Ted Bundy was a REAL PERSON WHO REALLY KILLED AND TORTURED WOMEN
— gay bug (@anni_kin) January 28, 2019
I haven’t been this repulsed since I used to hear people talk about how they wanted to screw the Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera (I don’t care how pretty he sings, the dude is a homicidal maniac and therefore, NOT relationship material).
Even Netflix is throwing massive shade at the Ted Bundy lovers:
I've seen a lot of talk about Ted Bundy’s alleged hotness and would like to gently remind everyone that there are literally THOUSANDS of hot men on the service — almost all of whom are not convicted serial murderers
— Netflix (@netflix) January 28, 2019
You see? Netflix is judging you, people! Feel Netflix’s judgment and be shamed!