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Who Do You Want to Fuck More? Venom or Ted Bundy

I can’t believe what I just read. Seriously, I needed a drink when I was done. I just read what is possibly the most bizarre feud to permeate the Internet. Here’s the argument: People who want to fuck Venom are ready to slap the shit out of people who want to fuck Ted Bundy. I wish I was joking, but I am definitely not.

So, there’s an online community that has banded together to discuss how much they want to have sex with Venom, a creepy alien parasite from Marvel Comics that forms a symbiotic bond with a reporter.

And no, they’re not talking about Tom Hardy the actor from the movie, but the actual slimy, oozing parasite. I don’t even know how sex would work given that he doesn’t seem to really have a solid form, but people are feeling it:

Yes, Marlene, you should be embarrassed.

Now, in light of the new Netflix Ted Bundy documentary starring Zac Efron, we have people fawning all over a real, fucking serial killer who tortured women before murdering them.

What the hell is wrong with people? I get that Zac Efron is hot, but Jesus people, learn to separate the actor from the psychopath.

Now, there’s a full-on Twitter war of Venom fuckers who are ready to fight the Ted Bundy fuckers.

I haven’t been this repulsed since I used to hear people talk about how they wanted to screw the Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera (I don’t care how pretty he sings, the dude is a homicidal maniac and therefore, NOT relationship material).

Even Netflix is throwing massive shade at the Ted Bundy lovers:

You see? Netflix is judging you, people! Feel Netflix’s judgment and be shamed!

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