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Wrestler Priscilla Kelly Shoved a Tampon in Her Opponent’s Mouth During a Match

The wrestling world is abuzz with the latest big controversy, a woman being like, half as gross as the guys usually are. Specifically, a wrestler named Priscilla Kelly shoved what appeared to be a used tampon she pulled out of her vagina into her opponent’s mouth.

I say “appeared to be” because it’s a show. I generally don’t say wrestling is fake because they do some really dangerous stunts, but it is scripted and requires a certain amount of suspension of disbelief. When The Great Muta spits that mist at people, it’s just water and food coloring. When they hit each other with chairs, the chairs are aluminum and it can hurt, but they do it in the place that hurts the least and makes the biggest sound. So what Kelly put inside the other wrestlers mouth was a tampon that had never been inside a vagina, or as you and I might know it, clean cotton with some food coloring on it.

She even says as much. But that didn’t stop members of the pro wrestling community from acting outraged.

That’s Jim Ross, who many consider the greatest play-by-play announcer in wrestling but for my money was no Mean Gene Okerlund. I remember when Shawn Michaels and Triple H dry-humped the Canadian flag because they were feuding with Calgary native Bret Hart. Oh, and one time Bret Hart’s brother died in a stunt gone wrong and they still had other wrestlers wrestle on a mat that still had his blood on it. But this is what we should be embarrassed about.

Of course, some people in the wrestling community supported her.

I feel like all of this is back and forth is distracting from the real point here, and that is Priscilla Kelly is crazy hot.

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I might have to start watching pro wrestling again. Last time I watched, Ric Flair was grappling with Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka. Granted that was only about 10 years ago because for some reason they let 60-year-old men be pro wrestlers, but still.

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“That’s Jim Ross, who many consider the greatest play-by-play announcer in wrestling but for my money was no Mean Gene Okerlund.” And Gene Okerlund was no play-by-play announcer, so …

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