Block of Muscle D.K. Metcalf Will See You at the Combine

With the NFL combine in two weeks, prospects are getting ready to show what they got. One of these prospects started showing off a little early. I’m talking about D.K. Metcalf, a wide receiver for Ole Miss. At least that’s the position people keeps telling me he plays. Personally, I’m not so sure. He looks like he just flew in from Krypton and the position he plays is whatever one your mom likes. Heyoooo.

No, but seriously. What poor bastard is going to cover him? At 6’4” and 225 pounds, I’m pretty sure once this dude gets a running start, the only thing that could stop him is an anti-aircraft gun and god’s prayer.

Dude looks like he injected himself with a super soldier serum and is ready to make a necklace out of ears.

Notify of

Inline Feedbacks
View all comments