Britney Spears is Free

After spending a month in a mental health facility, Britney Spears has checked herself out and gone home. So good for her.

You might remember that rumors had started to spring up that Spears was being held against her will as a part of some nefarious plot involving her conservatorship. Her mother threw gasoline on that fire by liking things on social media about it.

But Britney herself went on Instagram a few days ago to dispel those rumors.

According to TMZ, Spears problems have been due to an issue with her medication.

We broke the story … Spears checked herself out of the facility, but she’s still dealing with a big unresolved issue with her meds. Doctors are still working on the right formula for her, but call it “a work in progress.” Translation … she’s still not right because the meds are off, but they’re making progress.

See, there was a reasonable, non-conspiracy theory explanation the whole time. The only conspiracy theory that’s true is the one about the royal family being lizard people. I mean, have you seen Prince Philip? There’s no way that guy isn’t a lizard.