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Even Grimes Doesn’t Like Grimes’ Music

Grimes has a new album coming out, and she’s promoting it in an interesting way: by saying her last album was shit. I don’t disagree with her, but I just wasn’t expecting her to be the one to say it. She gave the extremely insightful opinion in an interview with Cultured.

“The last album was a piece of crap,” she says. “I feel like people really misread it and it feels like a stain on my life.” She resists the notion that she tried to make a pop record, and considers it more of a genre exercise in which she demonstrated her range as a producer. “I just wish I could make music in a vacuum,” she claims, before retorting, “it’s good to make people mad actually, I retract my statement. If you can make people mad without actually hurting anyone, that’s probably a good thing.”

Just in case you thought you were going to come around and suddenly like the type of person who would sleep with Elon Musk, she’s changed her name to c. Really. c as in E=mc2. So it would be read “the speed of light.” Which is weird. When you’re dating Elon Musk, why name yourself after how quickly sex with him is over? Speaking of which…

c says the song, whose mystifying lyrics ride an angelic vocal melody, is about how love can be like a poison. “Specifically how when a dude comes inside you, you become in their thrall—how it’s an attack on your feminist freedom,” she illustrates. It’s a song that communicates best how much she’s changed over the last year; notably, in the context of her romantic relationship. “It’s sad how love can be this beautiful thing, but then love is the thing that’s fucking up my career,” she confesses. “The biggest change for me this year is losing my hardcore masculinity. I used to just be free—free of all this bullshit that it seemed like all the other girls were going through, and now I feel like I’m not.”

I don’t even know what the fuck that’s supposed to mean, but I know it’s about Elon Musk firing off his his tiny little dong inside her. Must be awesome to fuck a dude who goes to orgies and doesn’t realize he’s at an orgy. Maybe just try dating someone who isn’t a huge asshole and let Elon get back together with Amber Heard. After hearing how she treated Johnny Depp, I totally ship her with Elon now.

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