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Experience Coachella Without Leaving Your Couch

So you sat through the Coachella live streams for 3 days in your underwear without AC and ordered a $10 watermelon on Postmates, but you still don’t feel like you’ve gotten the full Coachella experience. Honestly, the last and only thing you need to do is live vicariously through other people’s Instagrams like I do. Let me take you a journey through Indio Valley.

Begin by walking in and trying not to step on people taking pictures.

You’re not going to get out of Coachella without seeing BLACKPINK.

Make your way to the ferris wheel and colored walkway where you can see all the “influencers” taking 50 shots for the perfect IG photo.

Stumble through the crowd during Zedd to internally scream for two girls to kiss already.

Pretend to wake up at 7 a.m. for Kanye’s Sunday Service because you know there’s no way you’re doing that in real life.

You’ve already spent $2,000 on your trip so why not end your Sunday by buying a $225 sweater.

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