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Johnny Depp’s New Girlfriend is Hotter, Younger and Less Abusive than Amber Heard

Johnny Depp has been going through a lot lately. Disney is kicking him out of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies (which, less face it, have nothing without him) and he’s in a really ugly court battle with his ex-wife Amber Heard, who allegedly abused him while they were together.

But everything’s coming up Johnny now because according to The Daily Mail, Johnny’s been seen around town with new girlfriend Polina Glen, a 23-year-old Russian go-go dancer.

This is what she looks like.

Apparently things are going well for the couple, as the Daily Mail says Depp wants to marry her.

‘Polina said that they are going to get married and that he wants to go to Russia to meet her parents.’

But who wouldn’t? I kind of want to marry her. God I hope my girlfriend doesn’t read this, I’m just kidding honey.

Well done, Johnny Depp, well done.

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Amil
Amil
4 years ago

“Johnny Depp’s New Girlfriend is Hotter, Younger and Less Abusive than Amber Heard” – In other words, when Johnny trashes a hotel room and scares the s**t out of her (Kate Moss) or accidentally shoots her (Winona Ryder) or smacks here around (Amber Heard) Polina Glen will keep her mouth shut and not even consider defending herself.

Got it.

sam1227
sam1227
4 years ago

Holy fukkin s**t shes hot!!!! Great set of titties on her too!!!!

Karl
Karl
4 years ago
Reply to  sam1227

That’s why he’s with her. Google her without makeup she’s fugly

Bando
Bando
4 years ago

Nice tits, rough head. I suppose Johnny can’t pull the quality he once did.

lucier
lucier
4 years ago

how does this ugly f**k get all these hot chicks
i don’t get it

Karl
Karl
4 years ago

I’m sorry but she’s ugly