Mehan Markle Is Pissing Off the Media With Her ‘Privacy’

Meghan Markle is a real piece of work. She had the balls to marry Prince Harry and now she’s choosing not to splash her and Harry’s first born across every magazine in the UK and US. This bitch is trying to keep her baby private like some sort of human being with “agency” and “choice”. Reports say Markle has decided to not let 300 cameras give her baby a seizure on the hospital steps after she gives birth which has pissed off everyone in the media. Like, what right does she have to do this to us?

According to Brown, the press “have always believed the royal boys are theirs” and “felt very protective” of Prince William and Harry. “But again, these boys are not children anymore,” she said.

“Now they’ve got their own agency, and the press don’t like it. They want them to still be, you know, theirs,” Brown added.

I’m not sure who this “press” is but no one actually cares. Every time a celebrity baby is on the cover of PEOPLE they always look like the same misshapen potato as the last one. And why does anyone want this? Isn’t your Facebook feed of monthly baby announcements enough? Wait a couple of months and this chick’s IG feed will be so insufferable that you’ll have no choice but to mute it.