We Have Found MIssing Chinese Superstar Fan Bingbing

You may remember that Fan Bingbing completely disappeared a while back. This was a real disappointment to me and the rest of the public because Fan Bingbing is probably the most beautiful woman in the world.

I’m not sure what Guerlain is, I assume some kind of liquor but it might be perfume or really high-end bubble bath. Regardless, this makes me want to buy six bottles of it to soak in.

After about half a year in exile, Fan posted a couple of selfies on Instagram in February.

Look at that, that’s what she looks like with no makeup on? Jesus Christ, no wonder China is taking over everything.

As punishment for underreporting her income to the Chinese government, Fan is being forced to resume work on the Jessica Chastain spy-thriller 355, according to Variety.

Sources confirmed to Variety that “355” is set to begin shooting this year with its previously announced stars – Chastain, Fan, Lupita Nyong’o, Penelope Cruz and Marion Cotillard – and director Simon Kinberg. “The project is moving forward with the original cast and filmmaker, and a start date announcement with full details will be forthcoming,” a source close to the production said.

Everyone is really excited for this and saying how it was the talk of Cannes and Jessica Chastain is such a great actress, but when have you ever heard someone say “Hey, let’s go see that movie, Jessica Chastain is in it”? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

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