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Ariana Grande Cancels Shows Due to Illness; Is It Caused by Her Terrible Wax Likeness?

By May 28, 2019

Ariana Grande just can’t seem to catch a break. She was dating Pete Davidson for a while and she almost married him, which has got to take a toll on anyone. I mean, think about how much you laugh at your partner’s bad jokes in your life and then imagine dating someone even less funny who also somehow a professional comedian. It has to take a toll.

So it isn’t really a surprise that Variety is reporting Ariana had to push the dates on a few shows, she has to have PeteTSD from that experience.

Grande shared on her Instagram story, “I woke up incredibly sick today, ran to my doctor here and have been told to postpone these shows tonight and tomorrow. I’m so beyond devastated. I will make this up to you, I promise. Please forgive me. I love you and I will be back and better than ever as soon as possible. Love you.”

But there’s another possible reason for Grande’s sudden illness, and it’s the wax figure Madame Tussauds unveiled of her this week.

Yeah, it’s not great. It kind of looks like Raven-Symoné when she was still hot, but if she was white but also trying to look black. Come to think of it, white Raven-Symoné in blackface is sort of Ariana’s whole aesthetic. You know, aside from the ponytail and they nailed that.

Ariana didn’t see pleased about  it, either.

Ariana has had a hard enough life. Someone carried out a terror attack at one of her concerts and she had sex with Pete Davidson, two of the worst things that can happen to a human being. She doesn’t need this indignity on top of it.

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Tristan Maier
Tristan Maier
4 years ago

I worried about my favorite singer in the hole world ariana grande is so important to me if I loose my favorite singer arianagrande i will cry to death and die so help my favorite ariana grande

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