Johnny Depp Details Amber Heard’s Alleged Abuse, Claims She “Painted On” Bruises

The more Johnny Depp talks about his relationship with Amber Heard, the worse I feel for him. And the latest round of court documents obtained by The Blast is a real doozy.

“I have denied Ms. Heard’s allegations vehemently since she first made them in May 2016,” Depp begins, “when she walked into court to obtain a temporary restraining order with painted-on bruises that witnesses and surveillance footage show she did not possess each day of the preceding week. I will continue to deny them for the rest of my life. I never abused Ms. Heard or any other woman.”

I mean, that sounds far-fetched. What kind of person would paint on bruises and go to the police like that?

He explains, “After I removed myself from Ms. Heard’s presence in the penthouse on April 21, 2016, the following morning Ms. Heard or one of her friends defecated in my bed as some sort of a sick prank before they left for Coachella together.”

Depp claims that Heard admitted to their estate manager “that the feces was ‘just a harmless prank.’”

That incident, Depp says, is what led him to seek a divorce from Heard.

Yeah, more about the shitting in the bed thing. That is so crazy, what kind of person does that?

People also reported that Depp talked about how his finger almost got cut off. Remember that Amber Heard’s story is that he did that to himself and wrote on a mirror with it.

“She went berserk and began throwing bottles at me,” Depp claimed. “The first bottle sailed past my head and missed, but then she threw a large glass vodka bottle.”

The actor said the bottle hit the countertop where he had his hand and caused his finger to shatter, ultimately severing his fingertip.

“I had to have 3 surgeries to reconstruct my finger and contracted MRSA three time,” he claimed. “I feared that I would lose my finger, my arm and my life.”

I mean, that does sound more likely.

We really don’t know for sure who is telling the truth and we probably never will, but I will say this; one of these people has a history of abusive behavior and dating Elon Musk and one doesn’t, so who looks more credible?