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Marvel Fans Demand Danny DeVito Play Wolverine

Wolverine is short. I know most people think of 6’2″ Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, and he was great in the role, but he’s almost a foot taller than Wolverine’s stated height in the X-Men comics. Now that Hugh Jackman has left and Disney is going to reboot the X-Men to bring them into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, someone new will be playing Wolverine, but who should that person be?

Well, the internet has thought about it and decided that Danny DeVito is the only reasonable candidate.

A Change.org petition calling for DeVito to be cast as Wolverine has almost 20,000 hits so far, which isn’t as many as people who want a do-over on Game of Thrones where everyone spends the entire last season talking about how awesome Daenerys is and she brings a million years of peace of Westeros, but it’s more than you’d expect.

The only man able to take the throne after Hugh Jackman. We believe that if Wolverine is to make an appearance in the Marvel Cinematic Universe that the only man able to pull it off is Danny DeVito.

Danny DeVito is 4’10”, which is closer to Wolverine’s 5’3″ than Hugh Jackman, but not quite perfect, either.

I think we all know that Misfits frontman Glenn Danzig is the perfect person to play Wolverine. Same height, same build, same disposition. He actually could have been Wolverine instead of Hugh Jackman but he declined to audition.

If we can’t have Glenn Danzig as Wolverine, then Danny DeVito is probably a great second choice.

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