Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas Just Eloped

I’ve always thought Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner were a cute couple. Sure they come off as kind of prudish since he’s famous for wearing one of those weird purity rings that Christian kids wear to show they only do butt and hand stuff and she’s literally the only cast member on Game of Thrones whose tits we haven’t seen, but they’re still cute. Sophie learned what a blowjob was by reading the scripts for Game of Thrones, how cute is that?

The adorable couple skipped the Billboard Music Awards after parties and decided to get married in Vegas instead. Seriously. E! had the story.

E! News can confirm the Jonas Brothers member and Game of Thrones star are officially husband and wife after obtaining a marriage license on Wednesday, May 1.

E!’s Instagram also rehosted video posted of the ceremony by Diplo that showed the couple being married by an Elvis impersonator.

I guess, after a long and exhaustive search, there’s only one sausage for sexy weirdo Sophie Turner after all.

Okay, two.

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